jaywonderbruh asked: thanks for liking my hunter moore song<3 lol.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces” that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now! Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
existentialgentleman: You like sleep, I like sleep; let’s sleep together.
dreamingofawonderlandd: demigodofhoolemere: i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s spirit animal do you guys see what i’m getting at This is the most accurate post I’ve ever seen.
sexnoise: Reasons to date me: 1. No one will try and steal me from you. 2. Sometimes I’m funny.
because I'm not the kind of girl guys fall in love...
yanilavigne: (Quotes here)
You’re single because you’re single. It’s not because you texted too much or too...– Why You’re Single by Amanda Crute (via dishevelment)
missionkimpossible: remember when “Just Dance” came out and we all thought Lady Gaga was relatively normal and then like “Pokerface” came out and then “Alejandro” and every song got progressively weirder and then she wore a meat dress and we all realized what we had gotten ourselves into by giving her attention